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A friend of mine works for TMZ and he has been assigned a mission classified as "NOdinglekringle." I have been privileged to some confidential information that is very disturbing. Appealingly Mr. Kringle is a woman, disguised as a man. Although this hasn't been released to the public, I will provide you with some very disturbing images.

PLEASE! Keep this hush, hush until further notice.

Also, it is being uncovered that a large amount of funding for the "NO ON 102" campaign, came personally from Kringle himself.

This leads us to believe that Mrs. Klaus, may in fact have a wiener.

Kelsey and Kayley

She definilty Jason's...

If angels snored, I'm sure it would sound something like this. Our little babies are so full of life and already their personalities shine through their confused little bodies. We are so blessed to have two sweethearts and overwhelmed with joy.

Babies, Babies and more Babies...and then one more!

The babies arrived with no initial complications and the c-section went very smooth – fantastic staff too! The girls were sent to NICU after arrival to help with some slight lung prematurity. They were off oxygen within the first 12 hours and have spent their time in NICU now to ensure they can maintain their body temperatures and feed. They’re doing much better in eating this morning and hopefully we can back off the IVs within the next 12 hours. We should all be able to go home Saturday or Sunday the latest.

The girls are so sweet and are little cuddle bugs. They make little squeaks and their cries sound like a little lamb. I’ve attached a few photos with more to come once all the tubing is off. Their big sister Jillian is anxiously waiting to hold them and love on them. Since its RSV season, we have to limit visitors to only family over the age of 12 and Jilly is pretty upset about that. Once we’re out of the hospital, please come by and visit if you can.

Kelsey and Kayley have arrived!!!!!!!!!!

Live from the hospital...We are elated to announce the arrival of Kayley Lynn and Kelsey Ann who arrived this morning at 11:05am. Fortunately, Jason didn't pass out and pulled through the surgery with flying colors. Stacy is still recovering and finding the right mix of pain control medicines. Kayley weighed 5lbs 13oz and was 19 1/2" long and Kelsey was 5lbs 3oz and was 18 1/2" long. They both cuddled up with us in the operating room and are currently spending time in NICU for some light premature breathing help.

At present we cannot have any visitors, as the hospital has been very busy today and we're still in triage. We hope the babies will be out of NICU soon too, so when you visit you'll be able to hold these bundles of joy. As soon as we have a room and are settled in, we'll let y'all know.

Thank you for your continued prayers and thoughts.

Jason, Stacy, Jillian, Kelsey, Kayley