Jason's Bucket List

1. Find Osama bin Laden
2. Punch him in the no-nos
3.Hike Usery Mountain Pass wearing a cheetah print thong and jellies.
4.Base jump off the Bank of America building on Alma School and Southern.
5.Eat an entire bag of Turkish taffy.
6.Understand what Molecular Epidemiology is and or does.
7. Tell my entire family I'm gay and moving to Massachusetts with my lover Bernardo Esteban Coronado Jr.
8. Learn how to river dance
9. Ask my Boss if his herpes have cleared up during our next sales meeting.
10. Find a new job